09:45
What's This on my Desk
Very frequently here I'll come into work and there will be stuff on my desk. Usually they're products that need some sort of attention. 50% of the time, it's hey can you check and see if this is online? That really grinds my gears because it's so incredibly easy to check if something is online. You simply type the UPC into the search box and wait, it'll either give you a product, or say no results found.

This morning I came in, and there were two little boxes on my desk, all they said were red. The first person I ask is Boss, "Hey do you know why these are on my desk?" He of course has no idea, I have no idea, he asks some of my coworkers who also have no idea. So here's a little genius idea, leave a damn note with the product you're dropping on my desk, Better yet, just send me a freaking e-mail.

12:21

Want to Enjoy Some Fresh Air?

Whenever Boss asks this, he's actually asking you to go and run some errands for him. Now I don't have my license unfortunately. I ride my bike. Today it's a beautiful day, the first summer like day of the year. He asks me if I want to enjoy the beautiful sunshine and warm air and make a run out to OfficeMax to grab a proof for him.

I usually love love love going on these trips. You take his car, drive around kill time, I can milk it for slightly over an hour every time. It's fun. except I don't have my license. I was just put into the position where I had to tell him. It was a sad moment and he was shocked. He probably thinks I have a DWI now, which isn't the case. Oh well.